Remarkable woman?

CAN I please pass on my absolute delight at the recent visit to our humble little town by Miss Katie Price. It is not every day that our citizens get to meet such a remarkable woman as her.

I would loved to have congratulated her on her past achievements in sciences, the arts, bringing world peace and finding the cure for cancer, but I simply didn't have the time nor energy to waste on such a vacuous creature as Miss Price (or Mrs Reid, ex-Mrs Andre or whatever she's calling herself today).

Can one of her many fans who queued up all night to get her to sign a book she hadn't even written explain to me the fascination with a woman who is nothing more than a self publicist with an ego the size of a small Middle Eastern country which has the same name as her.

In my view she is an empty-headed, self centred-woman who appears to make herself richer daily at the expense of her similarly empty-headed fans, and she has no place in this town, nor any town for that matter.

Maybe if these people took more time looking at what was going on the world around them, rather than wasting their money on those such as Miss Price, then it would not be in such a mess as it is now.

Jim Poole

Marine Parade

Lowestoft